SOUTH BRONX SCHOOL: Dwight Schrute Eats Worms

Monday, October 17, 2011

Dwight Schrute Eats Worms

Why isn't Dwight Schrute respected? I mean, he is the assistant to the regional manager or is he the assistant regional manager at Dunder-Miffin Scranton. I have a hard time keeping up with Dwight's titles at times.

But he is an assistant, and has never been considered to become regional manager at Dunder-Miffin Scranton. Why is that?

Could it be the way Dwight talks to people? He tends to be very mean to those he works with. Look at how he has treated Jim and Pam. He has never had a nice word to say to either and when he has constantly ridiculed both of them. Dwight must think that as an assistant to the regional manager or assistant regional manager he can talk to anyone anyway he wishes. I am sure that both Jim and Pam hate his guts and truly dislike him.

Could it be the way Dwight treats people? Remember when he took Ryan on his first sales call? He really didn't. He took Ryan to Schrute's Farms and made Ryan eat the fertilizer that Dwight sprinkles on the beets. Remember how he always called Ryan "temp?" Dwight must think that as an assistant to the regional manager or assistant regional manager he can treat people anyway he wishes. I am sure Ryan hates his guts and truly dislikes him.

Could it be how Dwight manipulates people? Remember when he manipulated and cajoled Kelly to enter Sabre's minority management program? He tried to be a puppet master to Kelly, but Kelly saw the light and turned on Dwight. Manipulative people suck. Dwight must think that as an assistant to the regional manager or assistant regional manager he can manipulate people anyway he wishes. I am sure that Kelly hates his guts.

Could it be how Dwight refuses to support those that need support? Remember when his girlfriend Angela's cat was sick and Dwight was supposed to feed it and give it medicine? What did Dwight do instead? He put the cat in the freezer and let it die. Dwight must think that as an assistant to the regional manager or assistant regional manager he can not support people at any time. I am sure that Angela hates his guts. But she still boinked him.

Could it be how Dwight refuses to accept responsibility? Remember when Dwight almost set the office on fire and Stanley had a heart attack? Dunder Mifflin CFO, David Wallace had a meeting with Dwight, but Dwight couldn't understand that he was wrong and refused to take responsibility. Dwight also refused to take responsibility for Stanley's heart attack. Dwight must think that as an assistant to the regional manager or assistant regional manager he can not abdicate responsibility at any time. I am sure that David Wallace and Stanley hate his guts.

Could it be that Dwight has reached the level of his incompetence? Remember when he quit Dunder Mifflin and the only job he could find was as a sales associate at Staples? Surprised? You shouldn't. That's because that Dwight Schrute is incompetent. That is because that Dwight Schrute as being an incompetent regional manager or assistant regional manager will never find a job anywhere  else, nor be hire by anyone, outside of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton. I am sure everyone hates him.

There are too many Dwight Schrute's in the paper industry who are just too wrapped up in themselves and their self importance. There are too many incompetent, nasty, vile, disgusting people out there like Dwight who believe that there are some type of prince who think that just because they show up for work at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton they are afforded respect.

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