We here at SBSB pride ourselves on being at the forefront of breaking news. We go where no other blog dares to tread. We look into every nook and cranny there is to get to the meat of a story. We are also fortunate to to have in our employ a crack team of investigators have no problem getting their hands dirty.
So what have we uncovered about Mayor Bloomberg? Recall if you will, his supposed absence from the scene of last week's blizzard. He was unaccounted for and refused in a press conference to reveal where he was. Well, search no more. The crack team has uncovered photographic proof of where he spent his time for those unaccounted 36 hours. He was as everyone suspected hitting the beach in his beloved Bermuda. The crack team uncovered a photo of him cavorting on the beach with several young, buxom young ladies. We here at SBSB applaud Mayor Bloomberg for such virility for a man in his late 60's, yet are saddened by his failure to prioritize what is important.
Here now is the exclusive photo of Mayor Bloomberg in Bermuda.